Four Sheets of Tissue Paper

 Nowadays, tissue papers are really important in everyday life. To name a few, Kleenex, Joy, Newtex and Kotex offer a variety of comforts for us even an ordinary or unbranded one can also give the same level of pampering. But waaddaa, what if you only have 4 sheets of tissue in your pocket, and you are in the instance you never expected? Would only 4 sheets be enough? Let us see it then.

Situation # 1. While riding a car, you happened to pass by the woods and it was very dark and you feel like you are having the strong and powerful urge to poo. What would you do? Well, it would be an excellent idea if you sing “Sa bukid, walang papel. Aayy!” (In the field, there’s no paper. Hheyy!) and clean yourself up with 4 sheets. Hehehehe.

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___Yes   _x_No

Situation # 2.  After discoing and like throwing yourself away, then you went home and saw your face in the mirror. You look like you have been mutilated with a melted make up still on, good for the creepiest Halloween character. Just, simply wash your face and use the tissue paper.

 _x_Yes   ___No

Situation # 3. Walking down across the street while having a relaxing time, seeing the surroundings of the glorious Tabaco  Parish Church in Tabaco City then someone accidentally sneeze in your face. Saliva and phlegm is sticking and hanging all over your face, maybe you try to wipe them out carefully with these tissue papers by not sliding them over your mouth. Eow! Yuckie!  

 _x_Yes   ___No

Situation # 4. You are whining and crying over something after hearing someone whispered inside the dark closet by a dreadful voice and unseen force, “Wara ka na nganing looks, wara ka pang utak, wara ka pang money…” (You don’t only have the looks, you also don’t have brains and money) Unquestionably, you will be shocked and trembling. Anyway, just share your horrible experience with your friends and use the four sweet  sheets of tissue.

 ___Yes   ___No  _x_Maybe

Thwang! If the tissue paper isn’t enough, you can use the available things around you - your sleeves or hanky, or maybe go to a river to clean yourself up. Find things to make yourself feeling better. That’s all we do, right?

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Notice: the quotated statement in Situation #4 is based on someone Spiky knew. Rock n’ roll dude!