Kapitan Barbel got pissed off

(The untold story)

Kapitan Barbel (KB) began tracking down the Manannagal (M) who always terrorized the bars at night time. He searched from building to building of different lights and sounds. He wanted to stop the manananggal who drained the life energy of male victims.

As Kapitan Barbel cruised one night, the two crossed each other’s path.

KB: Ngunyan, mabayad ka kan mga guinibo mo. (Now, you’ll have to pay for what you did.)

M: Parot! Baluun mo sana. (Damn! Catch me if you can.)

The vampire spread her wings and flew faster way up high. But no matter how fast she can get away, Kapitan Barbel still maintained his distance to her.

She hid under the tree with a trap. Kapitan Barbell followed her but got chained all over his body.

M: Jackpot, sa kuya ka ngunyan. Mahalian ta ka na nin kusog. (Jackpot, you’re mine now. I’ll drain your strength.)

The vampire’s thoughts she would take Kapitan Barbell down that quick. But he easily broke the chains with his super human strength. Then the flying and chasing began again.

KB: Dai ka na makadulag sako. (You won’t get away from me.)

He used his other power – the super speed. He then grabbed the manananggal’s wings and shoved her at ground.

He tied her on the tree. His plan was to kill her by exposing her to sunlight. All he need ito do s to waitf or the sun to come out.

M: Mahirak ka man daw. (Please pity on me.)

While saying that, the manananggal stared at him and tried to seduce Kapitan Barbel.

Ignored and left her tied, he flew.

M: (Using super resonant voice) Hoy, gwapo. Mari digdi. Bumalik ka. (Hey, handsome. Comeback here!)

CB: Ano baya ang muya mo? (What do you want?)

M: Niraot mo na ang banggui ko. Naiisip ko lang na baka…pwede kita…mag-do. (Since you ruined my night, maybe perhaps…we can make out)

CB: Bualaw! Igdidigahan mo ako? Sorry bhe, pero dai pwede. Kabuahan yan. (What the heck? Are you hitting on me? Sorry babe, but no can do. That’s insane.)

M: Gay!!!

She wanted to provoke the super hero. And she won.

His heart beat ran faster. There is a sudden gush of blood that circulated in all areas of his body. Pulsating!

As he was about to untie her, he removed his Kapitan belt. Kaboom!!! The steam was created from the transformation to his true form – Ente (E).

M: (Screaming). Ahhhhhh. Dai mo ako pagranihan. (Ahhhhh. Don’t come near me.)

The manananangal can’t bear what she saw, she passed out.

Ente was dismayed and pissed off.

E: Oh, ano man ini?…Mata na dyan. (Oh, come on. Wake up.)

The manananggal still on her unconscious state but slurring something.

M: Pa…pa…pa…ngit. (Ah…ah..ug…ly)

E: Ano? Gwapo man baga ako. (What? I’m still considered handsome.)

Ente: (Showing the horrendous face of Rumpelstiltskin.) Bakong? (Right?)