For men: tyanak making in 5 mins (baby monster making)

(Tyanak is a supernatural being in the form of a baby. Sprite is its closest English translation.)

You probably think I will talk about tyanak…hmmmm…maybe I would. But I probably would talk about it on how to make it in an instant. I know it seems hard to believe but as you read this story, you will learn what I want to imply. Hehehe

In Philippines folklore, tyanak has horrible eyes, teeth, and appearance. This can be summoned into its supernatural form where its spirit have experienced an abusive incident when it was still an unborn /born baby. It maybe has a dead body but its presence still looms around the dark to get revenge, to kill someone. Wooohhhh. Meowwww. Aw aw aw aw aw.

Aw aw aw aw. Be careful my friends, look around. Maybe it is hiding at your back or perhaps on the floor waiting to eat your feet. Grrrhh. Whuphat.

Anyway…

In my not-so-distant past, I heard the alleged way on how you would encounter this creature at your own will as quick as 5 mins. Hehehehe. You don’t have to abuse nor hurt an unborn/born child. If you are brave enough to find out, better yet listen to me.

In order to do this, there are three main requirements you must provide:

1. You should be a man. Sorry ladies but the activity is not applicable for you.

2. Have a private place.

3. Must possess a marvellous imagination

Here’s the simple way on how you do it. Go to a private place such as comfort room and start imagining your deepest desire. Then after few minutes you will instantly meet one tyanak or more. If you still don’t get it. Hehehehe. Repetitively follow the direction I gave you until you meet them.

Hehehehe.

 Happy New Year!!! Kaboom!!!

If you don’t get it, I’ll give you a clue - Rosie Palm.

And if you still don’t…hmmmm…better drop me a line privately

You, did you get what I want to imply? Tell me if you did

Hehehe.

:)