Si spiky nagbi-biclish. Nag-istorya man sana tungkol sa nasabatan nyang kana sa Legazpi City.
Dai nya masawod na marhay an iba nyang mga igpaparataram. Kamo na lang bahala magsabot. hehehe
In Philippines, a flight from Virac, Catanduanes to Manila or vice versa will have a sight of Tabaco City (near Legazpi City). It has a fantastic view just like in New Zealand where trilogy of Lord of the Rings was filmed. You may see few noticeable beauties from up above.
The snake-like land mass area (or should I say, hook-like) lies beautifully that is connected to the mainland. This is also the place where local people go fish or perhaps find something for their tables at home.
Behind the scattered clouds is the appearance of near-perfect-cone Mayon Volcano. It is currently ranked 11th in voting poll for the New 7 Wonders of the World. You can still raise its ranking pals and gals. (Click to vote)
If you want to have a glimpse of my Umang Man’s home, have a 15-minute boat ride from Tabaco port to San Miguel Island (not seen on the first pic). It would cost you P15-20 on a public ride to get there.
(umang = hermit carb)
Once upon a time, there were a hermit crab kid and a human kid. They both live in the island of San Miguel located in the north east area of Tabaco City in Philippines.
The hermit crab’s parents are living in the seashore where their village is located and composed of more than a hundred of his kind.
At noontime, a meteor that seems not visible in the sky landed near the playground where hermit crab kids were playing. They just ignored it. They thought it was just a stone thrown by the human children.
Meanwhile, the hermit crab’s mother called out, “Ero, hain ka na? Udtu na baga, oras na nin pagkakan.” (Ero, where are you? It’s lunchtime already.)
As soon as he heard his mother’s voice, he crawled away from his playmates going to his mother. Then he took his lunch.
One of the kids playing on the shore had seen the excavation left by the meteor. He saw a shiny bizzare stone with a hollow portion. The kid was amused by stone’s beauty, so he took it with him. He felt something strange after he touched it. He felt everything were lighter, he feels stronger.
After Ero ate his lunch, he and his playmates roamed around along the stony area to find a new shell to cave in. After few hours of searching, Ero and his best friend have not found their new shells yet.
However, the kid who picked up the bizzare stone went back to the shore. He accidentally dropped it. The two spotted the shiny thing and ran faster towards the stone. Finally, Ero got the shell first. He immediately unclasped his body from his old shell then let his body cling into his new cave.
Ero felt the same thing like the human kid felt. He has gotten stronger.
Ero and his bestfriend decided to go back home. Though their movement was barely seen, Ken rejoiced as he noticed the movement of the stone. At last, he got back his possession. However, he never felt that there was a hermit crab inside of the stone.
Ken went home and put the stone on his study table. He was tired and went to bed. While he was sleeping, the hermit crab jumped from the study table without being hurt.
“Magianun ang pagmati ko. Anong nangyari sako?”, he pondered. (I feel so light. What happened to me?)
As soon as Ken woke up, he found out that the stone was missing. He went out to the shore. The night was beautiful with the moon shining brightly and the wind blowing hard. The human kid noticed the thing moved and was illuminated by the moonlight, so he followed the movement. Then he caught it.
Suddenly, the two transformed into an unrecognized and indistinct form.
(Next Episode: Umang Man: Struggling Ero and Ken)
(This article is not intended for the readers to believe in the exustence of witches.)
In middle age (4th-15th century AD), the accused witches do not receive fair treatment as normal people have. People often see them as bad or evil doers that could put their lives into a chaos. Bad luck as they told would set in.
At that time, one can easily accused someone even without proof. Even the presence of fair trail, innocent people can be put immediately to death. Once judged, the accused will then be displayed to the public. Then, the crowd would watch them die as they would receive their verdict – being hanged or burned through fire.
I would say that’s “double the hell”. Worst, worst! They died without a fight, plus, they died being burned alive. The people could have instead locked up them in a big comfy cage with cute colorful cuddly pillows and abundant food source, and used them for battles. Don’t you think so?
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My First Post Via Email
Whoa! This is way way cooler than I thought - posting through your email.
You can even add html codes! See the Yahoo logo? Chill.
However, other customation may not work such as making a letter italicized, putting it to center, and font size and font color may not work either. (I have tried posting via yahoo email only, I haven’t made one yet through gmail.)
Oops…no dates included via email.
Happy posting everybody!
Thanks i.ph
(See how I did it. How to post via email?)
A month after Typhoon Reming (International name: Durian) struck Albay last November 30, 2006, healing was still in the process in the lives of Albayanos (and still is). Many power lines were down. Many became homeless. Of course, many tried to overcome the turmoil.
Due to boredom, I roamed around my town and decided to access internet at a local cafe. While browsing the net, I felt that I wanted to eat so I skipped surfing up and went out.
As I was finding a food, I bumped into a restaurant with the ad “Wanted Cooker”. I found it funny so I took a shot of it from my camera phone.(No more another comment to make, I just want to share this picture. I hope you like it.)
And walah! There you go.
Click! Click!
The attic is the uppermost interior portion of the house that can be habitable.
The image of the dusty attic after it hasn’t been touched for several years, mostly neglected by homeowners. Rats and cockroaches creep around.
An attic becomes cozy when it is beautifully done by architect and interior designer, and converted to bedrooms or sofa.
When an intruder broke in and did something hideous, an attic would be left messy and distorted.
Once interrupted, dreadful eyes from this creature will appear in the attic and haunt people…like you.
The raging and fierceful “momo” (ghosts) would drag you out the house. Don’t dare to interfere their lives. Leave attic alone.
click and experience the spirit world.
(Libut-libot means roaming around e.g. having a procession)
Mga aswang, magkaturunaw kamo! (All monsters, be extinguished!)
Since last week, the miraculous Our Lady of Peñafrancia of Naga, Camarines Sur has made a series of visits here in Albay as requested by our local religious group.
Upon hearing the news that she would come in front of our house, yesterday, I made myself properly groomed just with a casual dress. After few minutes, I heard a band playing instrument. That must be the Our Lady, I thought. Then I saw her for the very first time and the crowd was fewer than I had expected. I was pretty relaxed standing at the back of the crowd watching and listening to the vigil and the mass.
After two hours, I finally touched her image in the absence of swarming in contrast to what is always seen during the feast of Our Lady of Peñafrancia. I have never felt anything odd when I touched her. I didn’t even vaporize. Hehehe. Seriously speaking, I think that’s already a miracle.
Yes, I do believe that miracles exist even though I’m not a religious one.
Viva la Virgen!
(The result is completely untrue)
Materiality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession
The Devil is often a great card for business success; hard work and ambition.
Perhaps the most misunderstood of all the major arcana, the Devil is not really “Satan” at all, but Pan the half-goat nature god and/or Dionysius. These are gods of pleasure and abandon, of wild behavior and unbridled desires. This is a card about ambitions; it is also synonymous with temptation and addiction. On the flip side, however, the card can be a warning to someone who is too restrained, someone who never allows themselves to get passionate or messy or wild - or ambitious. This, too, is a form of enslavement. As a person, the Devil can stand for a man of money or erotic power, aggressive, controlling, or just persuasive. This is not to say a bad man, but certainly a powerful man who is hard to resist. The important thing is to remember that any chain is freely worn. In most cases, you are enslaved only because you allow it.
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(The untold story)
Kapitan Barbel (KB) began tracking down the Manannagal (M) who always terrorized the bars at night time. He searched from building to building of different lights and sounds. He wanted to stop the manananggal who drained the life energy of male victims.
As Kapitan Barbel cruised one night, the two crossed each other’s path.
KB: Ngunyan, mabayad ka kan mga guinibo mo. (Now, you’ll have to pay for what you did.)
M: Parot! Baluun mo sana. (Damn! Catch me if you can.)
The vampire spread her wings and flew faster way up high. But no matter how fast she can get away, Kapitan Barbel still maintained his distance to her.
She hid under the tree with a trap. Kapitan Barbell followed her but got chained all over his body.
M: Jackpot, sa kuya ka ngunyan. Mahalian ta ka na nin kusog. (Jackpot, you’re mine now. I’ll drain your strength.)
The vampire’s thoughts she would take Kapitan Barbell down that quick. But he easily broke the chains with his super human strength. Then the flying and chasing began again.
KB: Dai ka na makadulag sako. (You won’t get away from me.)
He used his other power – the super speed. He then grabbed the manananggal’s wings and shoved her at ground.
He tied her on the tree. His plan was to kill her by exposing her to sunlight. All he need ito do s to waitf or the sun to come out.
M: Mahirak ka man daw. (Please pity on me.)
While saying that, the manananggal stared at him and tried to seduce Kapitan Barbel.
Ignored and left her tied, he flew.
M: (Using super resonant voice) Hoy, gwapo. Mari digdi. Bumalik ka. (Hey, handsome. Comeback here!)
CB: Ano baya ang muya mo? (What do you want?)
M: Niraot mo na ang banggui ko. Naiisip ko lang na baka…pwede kita…mag-do. (Since you ruined my night, maybe perhaps…we can make out)
CB: Bualaw! Igdidigahan mo ako? Sorry bhe, pero dai pwede. Kabuahan yan. (What the heck? Are you hitting on me? Sorry babe, but no can do. That’s insane.)
M: Gay!!!
She wanted to provoke the super hero. And she won.
His heart beat ran faster. There is a sudden gush of blood that circulated in all areas of his body. Pulsating!
As he was about to untie her, he removed his Kapitan belt. Kaboom!!! The steam was created from the transformation to his true form – Ente (E).
M: (Screaming). Ahhhhhh. Dai mo ako pagranihan. (Ahhhhh. Don’t come near me.)
The manananangal can’t bear what she saw, she passed out.
Ente was dismayed and pissed off.
E: Oh, ano man ini?…Mata na dyan. (Oh, come on. Wake up.)
The manananggal still on her unconscious state but slurring something.
M: Pa…pa…pa…ngit. (Ah…ah..ug…ly)
E: Ano? Gwapo man baga ako. (What? I’m still considered handsome.)
Ente: (Showing the horrendous face of Rumpelstiltskin.) Bakong? (Right?) :)
Cabal Online Game. No credits needed to play. An interactive one.
You can meet a lot of people by joining certain Guild.
Fight mode. Hamehame wave!!
:)
I have witnessed several surgical procedures inside the operating room but I haven’t seen anyone’s limb or body part being amputated. I wonder what happened to it after the removal. I didn’t care to find out the answer, it seemed.
But where does the amputated part go? Garbage can? Hmmm… Maybe not.
The removed body part can be claimed by the relatives or patients. However, with approval of the client/relative, the hospital can then take on the demised part as a biochemical waste. It is burned through incineration so as to avoid the spread of possible harmful organisms. Sometimes, it is sterilized and sent to landfills. That is what happened on the surgically removed body part.
But if you are expecting anything more about it, I’ll tell you my thoughts. Well, before making this blog post. Initially, I thought the amputated part is just wrapped and put inside the plastic bag, then dispose of anywhere without proper measures. I also thought that it may be feed on animals or perhaps taken home as dinner by the cannibals.
Yummy isn’t? Hell, no! But who knows, there could be many instances that these assumptions might be true.
:)
(Tyanak is a supernatural being in the form of a baby. Sprite is its closest English translation.)
You probably think I will talk about tyanak…hmmmm…maybe I would. But I probably would talk about it on how to make it in an instant. I know it seems hard to believe but as you read this story, you will learn what I want to imply. Hehehe
In Philippines folklore, tyanak has horrible eyes, teeth, and appearance. This can be summoned into its supernatural form where its spirit have experienced an abusive incident when it was still an unborn /born baby. It maybe has a dead body but its presence still looms around the dark to get revenge, to kill someone. Wooohhhh. Meowwww. Aw aw aw aw aw.
Aw aw aw aw. Be careful my friends, look around. Maybe it is hiding at your back or perhaps on the floor waiting to eat your feet. Grrrhh. Whuphat.
Anyway…
In my not-so-distant past, I heard the alleged way on how you would encounter this creature at your own will as quick as 5 mins. Hehehehe. You don’t have to abuse nor hurt an unborn/born child. If you are brave enough to find out, better yet listen to me.
In order to do this, there are three main requirements you must provide:
1. You should be a man. Sorry ladies but the activity is not applicable for you.
2. Have a private place.
3. Must possess a marvellous imagination
Here’s the simple way on how you do it. Go to a private place such as comfort room and start imagining your deepest desire. Then after few minutes you will instantly meet one tyanak or more. If you still don’t get it. Hehehehe. Repetitively follow the direction I gave you until you meet them.
Hehehehe.
Happy New Year!!! Kaboom!!!
If you don’t get it, I’ll give you a clue - Rosie Palm.
And if you still don’t…hmmmm…better drop me a line privately
You, did you get what I want to imply? Tell me if you did
Hehehe.
:)
